I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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