Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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