And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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