I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
