yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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