that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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