just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
