The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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