Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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