ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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