Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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