I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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