so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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