This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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