i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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