Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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