I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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