i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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