I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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