it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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