i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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