HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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