Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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