Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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