Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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