he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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