IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?