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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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