I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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