Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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