He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I understand Curling. That high.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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