I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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