even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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