do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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