In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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