we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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