drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
