This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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