I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My pussy is not your playground.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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