And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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