Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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She needs sedatives and a leash
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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