You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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