we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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