She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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