so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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