I cannot find my penis.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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