There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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