She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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