Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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