You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Do vagina's smell?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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