thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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