Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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