Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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